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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:06
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
Why does my girlfriend keep asking me if I love her?
No go.
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Will Canadians still buy American products?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
Do straight guys like to have sex with men when they smoke meth?
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
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Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
What methods do private investigators use to investigate someone in real life?
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
What is the best way to get over your ex?
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What are some examples of a threat to democracy in India?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
How come Jesus died on Friday and rose on Sunday? That's not 3 days and three nights.
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
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Another attempt resulted in ...